Batman Hates Robin

Christian Bale and his ridiculous cheekbones sat down with the UK edition of GQ, on which he graces the August cover, and chatted in detail about his latest film, The Dark Knight. Man, he's everywhere these days. During the interview, the Welsh-born 34-year-old was asked to clear up some misconceptions, one of which was that he auditioned for the role of Robin in Batman & Robin.

Bale said he hadn't and for added emphasis, said, "Let me tell you, if Robin somehow crops up in one of the new Batman films along the line, I'll be chaining myself up somewhere and refusing to go to work." That sounds hot. Can I get the address where this might be taking place, Christian?